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BBQ-ing is
the only type of cooking a real man will do. When
a man declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is
put into motion:
1) The
woman goes to the store and buys everything.
2) The
woman makes the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.
3) The
woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and
takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the
grill, drink in hand.
4) The man
places the meat on the grill.
5) The
woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The
woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
another drink while he deals with the
situation.
7) The man
takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The
woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
table.
9) After
eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10)
Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking
efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.
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