THE "FORWARDER'S"
12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...
1) I will
NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if
I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music
or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill
Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
know
anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to
send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even
if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I
will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies
from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I
send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a
pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...NEVER--
EVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will
send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more
people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the
Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He
did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and
35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-
WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in
Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool
dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, Characters, or
program that I will receive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11) The American
Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
individual
dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this
to. The American Red Cross
RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let
others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not
their friend or that I don't believe in Santa.
Now, repeat
this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it
along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon
or you will surely have all of your hair will fall
out!
